Kim and Kourtney have left plushy LA and come to the hard hitting streets of NY to open up a new Dash store. So we got a single and horny Kim, a relationship burdened Kourtney, baby daddy Scott and baby Mason that land in a nice penthouse apartment in Soho. Scott of course is living down the hall in his own suite, which I think is pretty pointless because we know they will be living together anyway. But of course they "can't rush into it" again. Kourt you should have dropped that loser a long time ago.
Anyway, K&K hit a bar/lounge their first night in NY. Kourt like a total bore she is, bounces as soon as Kim's friend arrives. Kim and friend are a little man crazed and see someone Kim knows. Friend invites the boys over and they chat. Number gets jotted and Kim refuses to call him because she never calls a guy. Kourt back at home cuddles with Scott and "passes out". In the morning, Kim says to Scott he got there early and Kourt confirms he slept over all scared like if she was explaining to her mother why her boyfriend stayed over. Kim gets jealous. Later on while the girls "work-out" (which might I add consisted of lifting two 2 lb dumbbells a total of 5 times, and you are trying to convince me you have that body by doing that nah ah sister, nah-ah) Kourt tells Kim that Scott should just move in with them. Kim doesn't agree and gets a little jealous because she thought this would be the time where they would bond again. So sad. Frustrated Kim does the unthinkable, calls the guy out on a date. Gasp!
At the date, Kim is super awkward and shy. The guy is mad touchy feely (turn off guys, turn off!) which makes it even worse. They toast and Kim doesn't lock eyes with him which apparently means you'll have seven years of bad sex. That's news to me and forever will lock eyes now! She takes this guy back to her place to show him the "view". No really he went to see the view. He tried kissing her and she pushed him away. Re-jected!! It made me uncomfortable to even watch it.
The girls go to the space where they are opening the store and the designer comes in and proposes a layout to the store. And during a meeting like this who would you expect to be there, of course Kayne West! HUH?! Mad random! I wonder what the designer though when he came in. I mean totally out of left field. Anyway, they have 2 weeks to build the store which happens in next weeks episode.
This season seems promising with the classic Kardashian drama: Scott gets into a fight, Kourt can't handle him, store isn't doing well, Kim is lonely, Kris (the madre) comes and stirs stuff up, betrayal and of course general wackiness. I just love how Kim came to NY to find love, uummm this is NY, where men are as scarce as cab on New Year's Eve. This is definitely the wrong city to try to find love.
