Now, how exactly do I review a show like this? Should I say a little something about each person? Should I just highlight the good and bad ones and let the less memorable ones fall through the crack? There really is no great system here, so until I can figure it out I'm going to have to say a little something about all of them. You can always just fast forward down to the people you like. And by "system" I mean do the same thing until there are fewer and fewer contestants.
Audrina Patridge (one of the girls from The Hills) with dance partner Tony (such a hottie!!). Didn't do as bad as expected. She was a bit stiff with her cha-cha but I think she has some potential. Score: 19
Kurt Warner (NFL Quarterback) and dance partner Ana. I think this is where the eye candy enters. Anyway, he did really well in his waltz. If he can do this well in his Latin dances he can go pretty far. Score: 19
Kyle Massey (Disney channel star) and Lacie. Who knew big boys could dance? I became such a fan after his routine. He was so good and upbeat. I find his Ballroom routine will struggle. But I hope not. Score:23
Rick Fox (NBA player) with Cheryl. So the most jarring this is that Cheryl is short, maybe even shorter than me (I'm 5'3'') and Rick Fox is like 10 ft!! I mean they couldn't find someone a bit taller for Rick? Anyway, Rick didn't do bad at all. But nothing that worth noting. Score:22
Margaret Cho (Comedian) and Louis. Where to start? First off, it wasn't that great. I mean at first it had a chance then it got all "comedic" and failed. Secondly, what the heck was she wearing?? Not flattering for a chubby girl. Thirdly, how come Louis always gets stuck with the chubby girls? Is he that gay man that loves a curvy woman? Score: 15
Brandy ("Actress" and "Singer" better known for "The Boy is Mine" Love!) and Maksim (The Russian Stallion!) She did very good. But that's expected from a performer of her caliber. Well, not like she's of big caliber but this shouldn't be too difficult for her. And I can already tell she and Maksim will bump heads. But if I had to be with Maks, I'll take it! Oh and why does he always get the black girls? Yup! I think he likes the sisters! Score: 23
Bristol Palin ("Teen Activist" aka the girl in a political family who got knocked up and needs to correct her mistake. That baby is going to grow up with sooo much issues. Starting with the fact that Sarah Palin is his Grandmother!) and her partner Mark. Didn't suck as bad as I thought. She's got some nice stems on her! But really needs to have fun. Score:18
Florence Henderson (Carol Brady from The Brady Bunch) and her partner Corky. For an old lady she's done pretty well. I mean we all know that the older you get the stiffer you become. But she actually isn't that bad. Score: 18
Michael Bolton (Singer) and Chelsea. I give him to week 2 or 3. I mean he's not that great but I think there are worse people on the show than him. Score: 16
The Situation (um, what do we put here as occupation... Reality star) and dancer Karina. Without a doubt this was one of the 2 people I was anticipating to perform. I love me some Jersey Shore. I mean he thinks he's the shit and he's not. But he seems like a niceish guys when he's not picking up grenades to smush. (Jersey lingo, if you don't know, get with it). But for having practiced for 5 days I don't think he did entirely that bad. Plus you can tell he genuinely tries. Score: 15
Jennifer Grey (Baby from Dirty Dancing) and her partner Derek. What woman doesn't love Dirty Dancing? I was obsessed with this movie when I was a child. OBSESSED! I mean just ask my parents, I think I must have burned a hole on that VHS tape. Anyway, she totally rocked the house! I mean blown away! Score: 24
The Hoff (Also, under occupation I'm going have to say German Superstar, because he is soo useless in America) and partner Kym. Umm, where to start? This whole thing was so god awful! I mean he looked like a total perv (poor Kym). His "dancing" was the funniest by far. I think he was worse than Jerry Springer and Kate Gosselin. And the funniest part was that he thought he was the shit! I mean seriously! So if he is this bad for American television, I can only imagine the level of taste for the Germans.
My Predictions: For this season, I feel that Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, Kurt Warner and Audrina, Brandy or Rick to round out the top 4.
Getting Kicked off tonight: The Hoff
Results
My favorite artist ever Santana performed and of course he rocked the house. And I'm not surprised that The Hoff got kicked off. So I'm 1 for 1. YAAAYYY
Audrina Patridge (one of the girls from The Hills) with dance partner Tony (such a hottie!!). Didn't do as bad as expected. She was a bit stiff with her cha-cha but I think she has some potential. Score: 19
Kurt Warner (NFL Quarterback) and dance partner Ana. I think this is where the eye candy enters. Anyway, he did really well in his waltz. If he can do this well in his Latin dances he can go pretty far. Score: 19
Kyle Massey (Disney channel star) and Lacie. Who knew big boys could dance? I became such a fan after his routine. He was so good and upbeat. I find his Ballroom routine will struggle. But I hope not. Score:23
Rick Fox (NBA player) with Cheryl. So the most jarring this is that Cheryl is short, maybe even shorter than me (I'm 5'3'') and Rick Fox is like 10 ft!! I mean they couldn't find someone a bit taller for Rick? Anyway, Rick didn't do bad at all. But nothing that worth noting. Score:22
Margaret Cho (Comedian) and Louis. Where to start? First off, it wasn't that great. I mean at first it had a chance then it got all "comedic" and failed. Secondly, what the heck was she wearing?? Not flattering for a chubby girl. Thirdly, how come Louis always gets stuck with the chubby girls? Is he that gay man that loves a curvy woman? Score: 15
Brandy ("Actress" and "Singer" better known for "The Boy is Mine" Love!) and Maksim (The Russian Stallion!) She did very good. But that's expected from a performer of her caliber. Well, not like she's of big caliber but this shouldn't be too difficult for her. And I can already tell she and Maksim will bump heads. But if I had to be with Maks, I'll take it! Oh and why does he always get the black girls? Yup! I think he likes the sisters! Score: 23
Bristol Palin ("Teen Activist" aka the girl in a political family who got knocked up and needs to correct her mistake. That baby is going to grow up with sooo much issues. Starting with the fact that Sarah Palin is his Grandmother!) and her partner Mark. Didn't suck as bad as I thought. She's got some nice stems on her! But really needs to have fun. Score:18
Florence Henderson (Carol Brady from The Brady Bunch) and her partner Corky. For an old lady she's done pretty well. I mean we all know that the older you get the stiffer you become. But she actually isn't that bad. Score: 18
Michael Bolton (Singer) and Chelsea. I give him to week 2 or 3. I mean he's not that great but I think there are worse people on the show than him. Score: 16
The Situation (um, what do we put here as occupation... Reality star) and dancer Karina. Without a doubt this was one of the 2 people I was anticipating to perform. I love me some Jersey Shore. I mean he thinks he's the shit and he's not. But he seems like a niceish guys when he's not picking up grenades to smush. (Jersey lingo, if you don't know, get with it). But for having practiced for 5 days I don't think he did entirely that bad. Plus you can tell he genuinely tries. Score: 15
Jennifer Grey (Baby from Dirty Dancing) and her partner Derek. What woman doesn't love Dirty Dancing? I was obsessed with this movie when I was a child. OBSESSED! I mean just ask my parents, I think I must have burned a hole on that VHS tape. Anyway, she totally rocked the house! I mean blown away! Score: 24
The Hoff (Also, under occupation I'm going have to say German Superstar, because he is soo useless in America) and partner Kym. Umm, where to start? This whole thing was so god awful! I mean he looked like a total perv (poor Kym). His "dancing" was the funniest by far. I think he was worse than Jerry Springer and Kate Gosselin. And the funniest part was that he thought he was the shit! I mean seriously! So if he is this bad for American television, I can only imagine the level of taste for the Germans.
My Predictions: For this season, I feel that Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, Kurt Warner and Audrina, Brandy or Rick to round out the top 4.
Getting Kicked off tonight: The Hoff
Results
My favorite artist ever Santana performed and of course he rocked the house. And I'm not surprised that The Hoff got kicked off. So I'm 1 for 1. YAAAYYY
